Send me the BS that AI gave you. I’ll send back something you can understand and that people actually want to read, see, hear or just try to understand. Bottom line, I'll extract the bullshit for you so you don't have to wade nose-deep through it and then give up.

AI is fast. It can also be wrong, bland, crooked, or just plain stupid more often than anyone admits. But if you keep it on a leash, it can do your bidding and grunt work for you while you get back time in your life to do what YOU like. Not just minutes, but hours, days, MONTHS... The key to using AI for what it can do is to know what it CAN'T do, and even Mmore important, to KNOW HOW TO PHRASE A QUESTION CORRECTLY. Yes, the classic ASK A STUPID QUESTION AND GET A A STUPID ANSWER is the poor replacement for the non-existent heart and soul of AI.

Translation: You hand me your doodle, draft, listing, post, script, or idea. I'll turn it into something sharp, clear, and usable – without losing your voice or getting you laughed off the internet, and then I'll show YOU how to do it, so you don't need ME anymore. You can think of me as disposable. Use me once, then throw me away.

Who is Bill?

I’ve been programming for 52 years, starting in 1974 back when computers filled entire rooms, punch cards jammed at the worst possible moment, and debugging sometimes involved an actual moth.

I hold a Bachelor of Science in Psychology, specializing in Industrial Psychology — the field that deals with persuasion, communication, advertising, decision-making, and how people actually respond to messages.

I’ve been a stand-up comedian, a radio commercial writer, a musician and frontman entertainer, and a lifelong writer who knows how to talk to humans in a way that keeps them listening.

On the technical side, I speak everything from the original IBM 370 languages to Minitab, COBOL, IBM mid-range systems, modern stacks, and everything in between. I speak computer. I speak people. And I make sure the two don’t misunderstand each other.

I also wrote the international supply-chain import/export systems and EDI infrastructures used by more than 20 Fortune 500 companies as well as governmental agencies on three continents and one Caribbean nation, working directly with a Minister of Finance.

If you need an accounting system, I can build it. If you need freight moved faster than it’s ever moved, I can do that — and make sure you actually know where it is while it’s in transit.

That’s why I built AIvsBS. Because AI is powerful — but it’s also clueless, overconfident, and wrong in ways only someone with 51 years of combined computer logic, psychology, global logistics, and real-world experience can spot.

And for the record: I didn’t sleep much in the 80s or 90s — except on airplanes. That’s what happens when you’re building global systems across time zones, fixing crises before breakfast, and living half your life in transit. I earned these miles.

I am the ultimate bullshit detector — for AI, for coding (REAL software engineers still call it PROGRAMMING btw), writing, for communication, for business systems, and for clarity.

Pricing (simple on purpose)

By the job

For short, focused work:

Fix a post or listing
Polish a short email or announcement
Rewrite a small block of website copy

We agree on a flat number before I start. No surprise add-ons.

By the hour

For bigger, ongoing, or fuzzy projects:

Multiple drafts and variations.
Campaigns or sequences.
Ongoing “send it to Bill before it goes live.”

Email me what you’re working on, I’ll tell you if it’s a 20-minute thing or a half-day thing, and you decide.

Why “AI vs BS”?

Because the tools are here to stay – the question is whether you let them make you look smarter or dumber.

AI can screw up ANYTHING you let it, and say it “improved” your work. My role is to stand between you and that nonsense so your name only goes on work you’re not ashamed of.

You bring the goal. I bring the bullshit detector. The AI is just the power tool in the middle.